Savannah Raine

cryingbloodviolently:

tescosfinest:

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get

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anarchetypal:

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

(via dulect)

magiashley:

this is so sad, alexa please stop collecting my personal data without my consent

(via dulect)

mosslover65:

daily reminder eat Moss

sufferingforsanity:

1. An orgasm
2. Attention
3. $50,000

(via isaac)

nourrice:

*is beautiful and doesn’t deserve this*

(via thebootydiaries)

bidoof:

But you can’t drink a horse

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